Have you ever......

Stayed up late into the night discussing (with your future roomie) the types of things you'll be decorating your dorm room with?
Called your "joy ho ga pung yow" wong fong pay?
seen your sister be dared to bite a dirty sock?
TPed ur cousins bunk bed?
Ribbited like a frog and squawked like a chicken on a b-ball quart at midnight while ur dad and cousin was on the court? (when ur "joy ho ga pung yow" was forced to repeat it?)
Played truth, dare, double-dare, promise, or repeat? (obviously a west coaster/ washingtonian game)
Gotten tricked by Ben, James, and Luke?
Thought that "Michael" and "Theresa" are the greatest couple?
Made up dumb code names for Janet's girls?
Asked if "Jason" was going out with "Maria"?
Said the names Jamie, Alexandria, and Simone?
Asked ur "joy ho ga pung yow" if she knew Josephina who has a sister named Paula (Pauline?), who cut her hair short like a boys, and is good friends with Greg?
Done all of these things mentioned above in one weekend?