Dad: well, isabel, your sister is offically addicted to aim. Isn't that sad? That makes me sad. Why couldn't she be addicted to something else? well, not drugs or anthing, but aim is just as bad as drugs. (sighs) I think she should get addicted to something productive, like school. Wait, no... i forgot, school is BAD!

that's my dad.. makes so much sense.. and so little.. both at the same time