>> "THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE"
>> Living on Earth is expensive,
>> but it does include a free trip
>> around the sun every year.
>>
>> How long a minute is
>> depends on what side of the
>> bathroom door you're on.
>>
>> Birthdays are good for you;
>> the more you have,
>> the longer you live.
>>
>> Happiness comes through doors you
>> didn't even know you left open.
>>
>> Ever notice that the people who are late
>> are often much jollier
>> than the people who have to wait for them?
>>
>> Most of us go to our grave
>> with our music still inside of us.
>>
>> If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
>> how come nothing is free yet?
>>
>> You may be only one person in the world,
>> but you may also be the world to one person.
>>
>> Some mistakes are too much fun
>> to only make once.
>>
>> Don't cry because it's over;
>> smile because it happened.
>>
>> We could learn a lot from crayons:
>> some are sharp, some are pretty,
>> some are dull, some have weird names,
>> and all are different colors....but
>> they all exist very nicely in the same box.
>>
>> A truly happy person is one who
>> can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
>>
>> Have an awesome day, and
>> know that someone
>> who thinks you're great
>> has thought about you today!..
>>